December 16, 2007

Benji's cologne

Benji has a weird habit.

Every time I let the little creature out to the jungle, he will find something stinky on the ground. Not poop, not pee. But some little animal corpse, some fetid bug, anything really really stinky. You're thinking that's all, hun? Asking yourself "so what?"

So he will RUB HIMSELF on the stinky thingy. He will ROLL OVER the stinky thingy until he's as fetid as his target. As if that was not enough, HE WILL BE HAPPY!

What the hell, people?

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