New Shoes

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The person writing these lines has serious issues with shoe stores. Issues like the person cannot GET IN a shoe store. The person cannot get in a shoe store simply because she cannot leave the store without atleasttwopairsofnewshoes.



This time, the person stopped by the store a week ago, and fell deeply and utterly and completely in love with this shoe:

The passion was such the person even dreamed of the purple shoes. But guess, dearest of readers, if obviously and exactly THAT pair size TWO-POINT-FIVE was not the last of the Mohicans in the whole chain. Not even a reduction plastic surgery would make the person's 4 1/2 feet fit in there.



But gods have their mysterious ways, to such an extent that the person had to make do with the purple pair's nut-brown cousin:

But is a pair of shoes enough, readers? No-o-o-o-o-o, replies the audience in unison! So the person also buys this...

... and goes back home as happy and contented and smiling as can be, feeling the most gorgeous of women on earth.

Hey, I put some new shoes on

And suddenly everything is right

I said, hey, I put some new shoes on 

and everybody's smiling, it's so inviting

Oh, short on money, but long on time

Slowly strolling in the sweet sunshine

And I'm running late, and I don't need an excuse

'Cause I'm wearing my brand new shoes

(Images: Via Uno)