Laptops ain't Tamagotchis

So I'm telling Ock-Tock that I'm wanting to buy a MacBook Pro as my next laptop, as I've killed Harold with a glass of Coke. I went on to tell him I even managed to make Harold work again, but then it started having issues, like USB ports dying and all.

That's what he tells me. So wise, this Ock:

"Laptops ain't Tamagotchis. When they die, they die."

ROFL